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Old 03-17-2024, 02:00 PM   #1
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Pan-seared pork belly served on a tasted brioche bun, garnished with a reduced tomato puree and diced pickled cucumber = hot dog

Sauted diced chicken marinated in a warm boulione broth with handmade pasta simmered together for added flavor = chicken noodle soup

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Old 03-17-2024, 10:24 PM   #2
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Crispy, house-made tortilla chips, perfectly golden and irresistibly crunchy, serving as the canvas for our masterpiece. Layered generously atop are succulent shreds of slow-cooked, tender meats, sourced from the finest local farms, infused with bold spices and rich marinades to tantalize your palate. Complemented by a symphony of creamy, artisanal cheeses, melted to velvety perfection, and adorned with vibrant accents of freshly diced tomatoes, crisp lettuce, and zesty jalapeños. - Nachos

Flaky, buttery pastry shell, expertly baked to golden perfection, offering a delicate crunch that gives way to a sumptuously soft interior. Encased within lies a velvety-smooth chocolate filling, crafted from the finest cocoa beans, enveloping your senses in a rich, decadent embrace that is both luxurious and irresistible. As you take your first bite, the luscious chocolate melds harmoniously with the buttery pastry, creating a sensation that is both comforting and exhilarating. Topped with a delicate drizzle of premium chocolate ganache and adorned with artisanal chocolate shavings. - Chocolate Pop Tart


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Old 03-18-2024, 10:26 AM   #3
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Crispy, house-made tortilla chips, perfectly golden and irresistibly crunchy, serving as the canvas for our masterpiece. Layered generously atop are succulent shreds of slow-cooked, tender meats, sourced from the finest local farms, infused with bold spices and rich marinades to tantalize your palate. Complemented by a symphony of creamy, artisanal cheeses, melted to velvety perfection, and adorned with vibrant accents of freshly diced tomatoes, crisp lettuce, and zesty jalapeños. - Nachos

Flaky, buttery pastry shell, expertly baked to golden perfection, offering a delicate crunch that gives way to a sumptuously soft interior. Encased within lies a velvety-smooth chocolate filling, crafted from the finest cocoa beans, enveloping your senses in a rich, decadent embrace that is both luxurious and irresistible. As you take your first bite, the luscious chocolate melds harmoniously with the buttery pastry, creating a sensation that is both comforting and exhilarating. Topped with a delicate drizzle of premium chocolate ganache and adorned with artisanal chocolate shavings. - Chocolate Pop Tart


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That honestly doesn't sound pretentious enough for five star. That sounds more like Applebees.
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Old 03-18-2024, 11:14 AM   #4
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Pureed nut spread with a grape relish reduction paired with a brioche bun
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Old 03-18-2024, 11:21 AM   #5
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Pureed nut spread with a grape relish reduction paired with a brioche bun
Sacrilege!

If a PB&J doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth, it isn't a 5 star PB&J.
Soft white bread FTW.
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Old 03-18-2024, 11:47 AM   #6
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Old 03-18-2024, 11:49 AM   #7
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Not quite but still fun:
sublimated salt toast

pan-seared watermelon

lime & brined rye

artichoke, fermented watercress & awakened rice skewers

ramp balls, stubbed sardine pie & sungold platter

distressed corn

homespun peach & fennel bruschetta

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Old 03-18-2024, 12:02 PM   #8
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1. **Artisanal Pasta with a Velvety Cheese Sauce:**

Embark on a culinary journey with our Artisanal Pasta delicately coated in a luscious blend of aged cheese, meticulously handcrafted to perfection. Each forkful unveils a symphony of textures and flavors, transporting you to a realm of pure comfort and satisfaction. Served in a sleek, minimalist bowl, this humble yet elevated dish is a testament to the beauty of simplicity.


2. **Crispy Poultry Medallions:**

Savor the succulence of our Crispy Poultry Medallions, expertly seasoned and fried to golden perfection. Each tender morsel boasts a tantalizing crunch, while the flavorful marinade beneath unveils layers of savory bliss. Accompanied by a tangy house-made dipping sauce, this dish is a celebration of rustic elegance and unabashed indulgence.


3. **Nouilles du Jour:**

Elevate your senses with our Nouilles du Jour, a humble yet profound offering of steaming noodles enveloped in a delicate broth. Each sip unveils a symphony of umami notes, carefully balanced to awaken the palate. Served in a minimalist vessel, this culinary masterpiece pays homage to the essence of simplicity, inviting you to embark on a sensory voyage with every comforting slurp.


4. **Gourmet Toasted Bread with Creamed Meat:**

Immerse yourself in the rustic charm of our Gourmet Toasted Bread adorned with a sumptuous spread of creamed meat. The harmonious marriage of tender meat simmered in a velvety sauce atop a lightly toasted artisanal bread exudes warmth and nostalgia. Presented with an artistic flourish, this dish transcends its humble origins to deliver a symphony of comforting flavors that linger on the palate long after the last delectable bite.


5. **Gourmet Cacao Confections:**

Indulge in the epitome of chocolate decadence with our Gourmet Cacao Confections, where every bite unveils a symphony of flavors and textures. Encased within delicate cocoa shells, the velvety filling crafted from the finest cream and sugar elevates the experience to unparalleled heights of sophistication. Served alongside a chilled glass of milk, this iconic treat transcends its humble origins to become a luxurious indulgence fit for the most discerning of palates.


6. **Flaky Pastry Envelopes with Savory Fillings:**

Immerse yourself in the comforting embrace of our Flaky Pastry Envelopes, each meticulously crafted to perfection. Encasing a medley of savory fillings, from succulent meats to melty cheeses and vibrant vegetables, every bite offers a symphony of flavors and textures that dance across the palate. Served piping hot, these handheld delights redefine the notion of gourmet convenience, inviting you to savor the indulgence of elevated comfort cuisine with every satisfying crunch.


7. **Panko-Crusted Poultry Bites:**

Delight in the irresistible charm of our Panko-Crusted Poultry Bites, where tender cuts of chicken are delicately coated in a golden crust of Japanese-style breadcrumbs. Each morsel is a testament to culinary finesse, boasting a perfect balance of crunch and succulence that captivates the senses. Served with a selection of artisanal dipping sauces, this elevated rendition of a beloved classic redefines the art of gastronomic comfort, inviting you to relish in the simple pleasures of refined indulgence.


8. **Crispy Swine Delights:**

Savor the irresistible allure of our Crispy Swine Delights, a delectable offering born from the artistry of pork perfection. Each delicate morsel is meticulously seasoned and fried to golden perfection, yielding a symphony of crunch and flavor that captivates the senses. Crafted from the finest cuts of premium pork, these indulgent snacks offer a savory journey that transcends ordinary expectations. Presented in an elegant bowl, this elevated rendition of a timeless classic redefines the notion of gourmet snacking, inviting you to revel in the sumptuous decadence of crispy bliss.


9. **Crisp Potato Gems:**

Experience the whimsical allure of our Crisp Potato Gems, meticulously crafted to culinary perfection. Each bite-sized morsel boasts a golden exterior that shatters delicately upon contact, revealing a fluffy, tender interior bursting with nostalgic charm. Served with a sprinkle of artisanal sea salt and a side of house-made dipping sauce, this indulgent offering promises an unforgettable journey through the essence of comfort cuisine.


10. **Gourmet Seafood Symphony:**

Dive into the depths of culinary excellence with our Gourmet Seafood Symphony, featuring a succulent fillet of oceanic bounty nestled between layers of delicate cheese and enveloped within a toasted brioche bun. Each luxurious bite offers a harmonious interplay of flavors, from the tender sweetness of the fish to the creamy richness of the melted cheese. Enhanced by a symphony of house-made condiments and crisp, fresh accompaniments, this elevated interpretation of a beloved classic elevates the dining experience to new heights of indulgence and sophistication.


11. **Tricolor Gelato Ensemble:**

Embark on a sensory journey with our Tricolor Gelato Ensemble, a harmonious trio of velvety frozen delights meticulously crafted to perfection. Indulge in the luscious marriage of rich chocolate, vibrant strawberry, and creamy vanilla, each layer meticulously hand-churned to achieve a symphony of textures and flavors. Served in an elegant parfait glass, adorned with delicate garnishes, this opulent creation transcends the ordinary, inviting you to savor the artistry of Italian-inspired indulgence with every blissful spoonful.


12. **Radiant Citrus Elixir:**

Bask in the vibrant glow of our Radiant Citrus Elixir, a tantalizing fusion of sun-kissed oranges and tangy citrus nectars meticulously blended to perfection. Each sip awakens the senses with a burst of invigorating zest, reminiscent of a sun-drenched orchard at the peak of harvest. Served in a crystalline vessel, adorned with a luminous garnish, this effervescent libation is a testament to the timeless allure of nature's bounty, offering a refreshing respite for the discerning palate seeking a taste of pure sunshine in every sip.


13. **Sun-Kissed Nectar Pouch:**

Quench your thirst with our Sun-Kissed Nectar Pouch, a refreshing elixir crafted from the essence of ripe tropical fruits bathed in the golden rays of the Mediterranean sun. Encased within a radiant pouch, each sip unveils a symphony of flavors, from the luscious sweetness of sun-ripened oranges to the tangy kiss of exotic fruits.


14. **Regal Grape Elixir:**

Immerse yourself in the royal allure of our Regal Grape Elixir, a majestic libation crafted from the finest grapes harvested at the peak of perfection. Each sip evokes the essence of vine-ripened grapes, delicately balanced to achieve a symphony of sweetness and tartness fit for royalty. Served in an opulent goblet, adorned with a crown of frosted grapes, this noble elixir is a testament to the timeless elegance of nature's bounty, offering a regal indulgence for the discerning palate seeking the epitome of grape refinement.


15. **Sparkling Essence of Effervescent Elegance:**

Indulge in the effervescent allure of our Sparkling Essence of Effervescent Elegance, a celestial libation meticulously crafted to tantalize the palate and elevate the senses. Each sip reveals a symphony of crispness and refreshment, born from the purest essence of sparkling waters and distilled spirits. Infused with a hint of celestial fruits, this celestial elixir transcends ordinary expectations, offering a transcendent experience that transports the soul to ethereal realms of bliss. Served in a glistening vessel adorned with shimmering accents, this divine creation is a testament to the timeless allure of celestial indulgence, inviting you to bask in the radiance of celestial refreshment with every celestial sip.

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Old 03-18-2024, 12:49 PM   #9
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We use only the most Velvety of cheeses from Kraft region of Southern New Jersey. Paired with a Wonderful bread selection baked fresh in Indianapolis. Pan seared on each side until crispy brown on the outside with a creamy center.

Served with a side of potato coquettes, sliced thin, and fried in oil from only the finest vegetables.
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