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Old 09-23-2016, 03:29 AM   #51
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Sorry I don't own a supercar, Honda.

Hell, anything short of the newest ones is useless now anyway. I have two and they are both worthless.



Anyway... Kaiser: idiot savant or just plain idiot? Party chat in a rally race
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Old 09-23-2016, 07:46 AM   #52
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Well, a simple "Grap, left at the gate would have helped...oh, and pushing the arrow buttons too.
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Old 09-23-2016, 08:41 AM   #53
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Between me not knowing about the left/right arrows and Ripper SUCKING A BIG FAT ONE at driving after 11pm (evi-****ing-dently ), my dream of a first place finish didn't happen.
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Old 09-23-2016, 09:22 AM   #54
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Worst prom night ever:
http://i.imgur.com/k539s4K.gif
http://i.imgur.com/dFmRUlF.gif


How to prevent getting roofied in Patrick's rape shack:
http://i.imgur.com/Qh5aRSc.gif


wat:
http://i.imgur.com/4ADAeDT.gif


**** these three windows in particular:
http://i.imgur.com/2Lm6Isc.gif


nepa's three-fer:
http://i.imgur.com/FObjvLm.gif


I got one!!
http://i.imgur.com/h4EQGhQ.gif
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Old 09-23-2016, 09:26 AM   #55
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Ripper SUCKING A BIG FAT ONE at driving
http://i.imgur.com/VfUOqUu.gif






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Old 09-23-2016, 10:00 AM   #56
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Between me not knowing about the left/right arrows and Ripper SUCKING A BIG FAT ONE at driving after 11pm (evi-****ing-dently ), my dream of a first place finish didn't happen.
Dream or nightmare? (also, super awkward, I keep staring at Nepa but he just keeps looking forward :sad

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kaiser, those were awesome clips. I thought the limo only held 4 people. I guess your attempt to not be roofied was as successful as your attempt to win a race.
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Old 09-23-2016, 11:05 AM   #57
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I chose Joe as my preferred partner for that rally race for the entertainment factor. Little did I know that we were going to be a team that dreams are made of.
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:23 PM   #58
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wat:
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I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating.
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:33 PM   #59
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**** these three windows in particular:
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I don't think we could have choreographed that any better. To think, that was frenzied the result of Bateman saying "I think I found the Ukrainian kid-toucher's house!"
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:02 PM   #60
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I don't think we could have choreographed that any better. To think, that was frenzied the result of Bateman saying "I think I found the Ukrainian kid-toucher's house!"
Was it this guy?? (not the one in the preview image; the one I timestamped):
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:09 PM   #61
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I was only half-listening during that part of the night....so...wait, this place actually exists???
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:18 PM   #62
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I was only half-listening during that part of the night....so...wait, this place actually exists???
Yeah,

All of the locations are spoofs of real places. Sand shores = Salton Sea, Stab City = Slab City etc...
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:31 PM   #63
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Was it this guy?? (not the one in the preview image; the one I timestamped):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TjGAWxL23c#t=1727
Yeah that's the one I was thinking. I think I was wrong.
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:32 PM   #64
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I was only half-listening during that part of the night....so...wait, this place actually exists???
Look at the thumbnail for the video Kaiser posted above, that's the place that looks like a skate park on the other side of the railroad tracks across from Sandy Shores.
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:42 PM   #65
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:43 PM   #66
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I was only half-listening during that part of the night....so...wait, this place actually exists???
Brian, go tooling around in street view. You'll swear you've actually been there.

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5197...8i1664!6m1!1e1
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:46 PM   #67
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Look at the thumbnail for the video Kaiser posted above, that's the place that looks like a skate park on the other side of the railroad tracks across from Sandy Shores.
You know I never thought about this but I've seen youtube videos of GTA vs. real life LA all over the place since forever. I never recall seeing someone making a Salton Sea comparison with Sandy Shores. Obviously because people would never venture into that hellhole. If Kai ever organized his fantasy road trip we could get a YT video with like slaps, subscribes, and comments. Tens of them easily.
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:14 PM   #68
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That's how I got 1 kill in the jets, I was able to fire off my shot as I was dying. Lol.
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:36 PM   #69
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If Kai ever organized his fantasy road trip we could get a YT video with like slaps, subscribes, and comments. Tens of them easily.
Totally worth the cancer, HIV, and meth addictions!
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:40 PM   #70
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Brian, go tooling around in street view. You'll swear you've actually been there.

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.5197...8i1664!6m1!1e1
Hol. ly. ****.....
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:44 PM   #71
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Hol. ly. ****.....
If you haven't watched the documentary yet you have to spare the time sometime over the weekend. The place is ****ing bizarre. Plus it's narrated by John ****ing Waters.
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:49 PM   #72
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Also, I can't find the windmill house in street view (it's in Bombay Beach), but here's a pic of it:

http://i.imgur.com/Q0QCZyE.jpg

That "town" is particularly ****ed up. Looks like Bateman's been there, too: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bo...298946!6m1!1e1
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:51 PM   #73
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Matt A too!
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Old 09-23-2016, 03:52 PM   #74
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Bateman you tricksy mother****er! Kai found you out!
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Goddamn it, they didn't take us.
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