Who else is getting their balls snipped today? - Page 3

Neek · 06-24-2011, 12:56 PM

I'm just kidding. It's strenuous exercise.

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tbert · 06-24-2011, 12:59 PM

Then, by all means do it.

Pantyraider · 06-24-2011, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock_Strongo

I probably used the wrong terminology.

Basically they went in and "plugged" the tubes, less down time. She only had slight cramping afterwards...no missed work. Took 1.5 hours to complete.

That's definitely not quicker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harv

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-va..._pain_syndrome

There was definitely less bending her over after snippage. Balls smacking her ass hurt every time, lasted for about a year. Had to stick to other positions.

All good now

blue-sun · 06-24-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcargile

Are you hinting that there was significant shrinkage?

Sadly yes.

Oh and Neek, I didn't get any special underwear, I just had to wear tightie whities that day and for the next 2 weeks instead of the standard boxer briefs. I wasn't able to look down until later that day.

Pantyraider · 06-24-2011, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue-sun

That was possibly the worst part for me, the dry shave. I trimmed the day of, but not close enough.

They told me before hand. I made my wife do it

Rock_Strongo · 06-24-2011, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f4phantomii

Please explain this further....everything I've seen says the opposite. Higher risk of complications for females.

I'm due for a snip....the wife offered to take one for the team but that seemed silly given the higher risks....

Bro, help a bro out, bro.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harv

http://www.uptodate.com/contents/pat...-for-women#H10

This is it!

nperkins · 06-24-2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricScott

Had it done in January, Nothing like blasting off inside, without the possibility of making babies.

Yup... And even better is with the chicks that don't know you're "fixed"...

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Bryan T · 06-24-2011, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LickNippert

Was this a clause written into the GTR lease?

If you're snipped, it lets you have full power anywhere. But his insurance rate will drop, as he'll never use that power.

gasgas · 06-24-2011, 08:04 PM

Been there done that.....The "shave" was interesting and adventurous, could not get the wife to help

The procedure... Well, one side no problem, could not feel a thing. The other, I swear the Dr. was tugging on my earlobe from down there!!! OUCH!!

My wife called me purple and prickly for a while... and as the hair grew back I was doing more ball handling than Larry Bird!!

Good luck...

Kaiser · 06-24-2011, 08:08 PM

Because this deserves to be on page 2 too:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neek

Heal up soon, buddy!

Tweeter · 06-24-2011, 08:08 PM

Ow, my balls!

Kaiser · 06-24-2011, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbert

Meh, I've got this done a few years ago. All's been good.

Now, in all fairness, 'bert had it done to lessen, not eliminate, the potency of his sperm. Just by posting in this thread, he's gotten his wife, their mail lady, and several neighborhood woman pregnant.

Qcanfixit · 06-24-2011, 09:04 PM

what does it feel like to be neutered? are you more tame now?
hose-broken? whoops, I mean.. house broken?

Neek · 06-24-2011, 09:49 PM

I no longer have the urge to piss on the couch which is nice...

Qcanfixit · 06-25-2011, 01:48 PM

so you're more feline than canine I see.

meow!

StiDreams · 06-25-2011, 02:28 PM

What's with all the bandaging? What kind of butchering did your urologist do? I didn't have that. It was just two small punctures and a couple of stitches. If I had know that was all there was to it I would have skipped the iv drugs and gone with just the local.b

Neek · 06-25-2011, 02:45 PM

No bandaging, just sort of a jockstrap and gauze. Glad he did it, because there was some ooze in the firs 12 hours.

Neek · 07-27-2011, 11:33 AM

Well here we are a month later. No problems. The right side had a grape sized rubbery tender nodule just under the incision, but it has gone away, was probably a small hematoma. I am now confirmed shooting blanks! I am totally pain free and have been working out again since the 2nd week.

Davemeister · 07-27-2011, 12:08 PM

A month? Jesus. I'd rather just take hot showers and wear tight underwear.

blue-sun · 07-27-2011, 01:58 PM

I still have to go in next week for the 2nd confirmation that I'm shooting blanks. Slacked way too long after the initial procedure to drop the first one off.

UKscooby · 07-27-2011, 03:37 PM

Uhh, I am not looking forward to this. Looks like I'm having it done this year and they will be taking out my righty at the same time

Asinine · 07-27-2011, 03:51 PM

Will Jake Miller be dropping sweet rhymes and sick beats about your snippage?

Neek · 07-27-2011, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davemeister

A month? Jesus. I'd rather just take hot showers and wear tight underwear.

It's just a month later now. I've been basically pain free after the first 3-4 days with a little twinge now and then for a week or so. I 'utilized my plumbing' within 24 hours of the procedure.

Neek · 07-27-2011, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue-sun

I still have to go in next week for the 2nd confirmation that I'm shooting blanks. Slacked way too long after the initial procedure to drop the first one off.

Rookie.

Niccer · 07-27-2011, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UKscooby

Uhh, I am not looking forward to this. Looks like I'm having it done this year and they will be taking out my righty at the same time

Mr. R is coming out?

My condolences, sir.

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06-24-2011, 12:56 PM	#51
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2016 Red Pirate Cat 1981 CJ-7	I'm just kidding. It's strenuous exercise. * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

06-24-2011, 12:59 PM	#52
tbert Scooby Newbie Member#: 43357 Join Date: Sep 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: unwrapped Vehicle: 2004 Smug 46MPG 2016 Clown Car also zoom3	Then, by all means do it.

06-24-2011, 08:04 PM	#59
gasgas Scooby Newbie Member#: 217356 Join Date: Jul 2009 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Western NY Vehicle: 2009 Base WRX 5 door satin pearl white	Been there done that.....The "shave" was interesting and adventurous, could not get the wife to help The procedure... Well, one side no problem, could not feel a thing. The other, I swear the Dr. was tugging on my earlobe from down there!!! OUCH!! My wife called me purple and prickly for a while... and as the hair grew back I was doing more ball handling than Larry Bird!! Good luck...

06-24-2011, 08:08 PM	#61
Tweeter Scooby Newbie Member#: 162238 Join Date: Oct 2007 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: Louisville, CO	Ow, my balls!

06-24-2011, 09:04 PM	#63
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: alternate reality Vehicle: 2059 Venturi Skimobi transparent aluminium	what does it feel like to be neutered? are you more tame now? hose-broken? whoops, I mean.. house broken?

06-24-2011, 09:49 PM	#64
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2016 Red Pirate Cat 1981 CJ-7	I no longer have the urge to piss on the couch which is nice...

06-25-2011, 01:48 PM	#65
Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: alternate reality Vehicle: 2059 Venturi Skimobi transparent aluminium	so you're more feline than canine I see. meow!

06-25-2011, 02:28 PM	#66
StiDreams Scooby Specialist Member#: 26315 Join Date: Oct 2002 Chapter/Region: BAIC Location: On the grassy knoll. Vehicle: 07 Outback Silver/Silver	What's with all the bandaging? What kind of butchering did your urologist do? I didn't have that. It was just two small punctures and a couple of stitches. If I had know that was all there was to it I would have skipped the iv drugs and gone with just the local.b

06-25-2011, 02:45 PM	#67
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2016 Red Pirate Cat 1981 CJ-7	No bandaging, just sort of a jockstrap and gauze. Glad he did it, because there was some ooze in the firs 12 hours.

07-27-2011, 11:33 AM	#68
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2016 Red Pirate Cat 1981 CJ-7	Well here we are a month later. No problems. The right side had a grape sized rubbery tender nodule just under the incision, but it has gone away, was probably a small hematoma. I am now confirmed shooting blanks! I am totally pain free and have been working out again since the 2nd week.

07-27-2011, 12:08 PM	#69
Davemeister Scooby Specialist Member#: 86577 Join Date: May 2005 Location: D1cKSh0Tz [ON] OFF Vehicle: 2018 Supercoolmobile Awesome Pearl Metallic	A month? Jesus. I'd rather just take hot showers and wear tight underwear.

07-27-2011, 01:58 PM	#70
blue-sun Scooby Guru Member#: 15934 Join Date: Mar 2002 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Yorkville, IL Vehicle: 2017 Jetta GLI Tornado Red	I still have to go in next week for the 2nd confirmation that I'm shooting blanks. Slacked way too long after the initial procedure to drop the first one off.

07-27-2011, 03:37 PM	#71
UKscooby Scooby Specialist Member#: 33287 Join Date: Feb 2003 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: 2013 Focus ST, Yella Vehicle: RIP Nik I will always miss you	Uhh, I am not looking forward to this. Looks like I'm having it done this year and they will be taking out my righty at the same time

07-27-2011, 03:51 PM	#72
Asinine Sufficient for Sharky Member#: 55173 Join Date: Feb 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: I beat up big rocks Vehicle: with paddles.	Will Jake Miller be dropping sweet rhymes and sick beats about your snippage?