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09-24-2007, 04:33 PM | #1 |
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Workplace Seating - The bathroom observer
My office requires a keycard to access the single door to the main workspace and the bathrooms for the office are outside that door. In order to take a leak/dump/both you have to exit the doors and after the trip is done swipe your card to get back in. Also when you exit the door the only thing to the right of the door are the bathrooms so if you exit the door and turn right it means you are going to the bathroom.
There is a cube which is directly in front of the door and it faces the door so the person who sits in this cube can see who goes in and out and presumably if they are using the bathroom or not. I had the privilege of sitting in that seat for about a month when I first started with the company. I noticed some people use the bathroom way more often than others. Now... there is a newer person sitting in the seat. Everytime I use the washroom I do a sideways glance to see if she is there... I dunno why but I feel weird going to bathroom when someone is able to know everytime I go.
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09-24-2007, 04:36 PM | #2 | |
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09-24-2007, 04:38 PM | #3 |
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next time you go, break into a slight jog and pull your pants away from your ass like you are trying to avoid getting **** all over yourself. Then when you come back, go over and say 'hi' and start touching things on his desk...
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09-24-2007, 07:39 PM | #6 |
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09-25-2007, 12:40 PM | #8 |
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My office has a really hot girl that sits across from the mens room door. She can always see when people come and go from there. I am also sure she can hear when you let a nice one rip in the can. Since she sits across from the mens room I go out the back door (my office door is right at the exit) and to the next building over and use that one as it is almost equal walking distance and there is not a beautiful woman sitting right there. We have many buildings here so it is just as easy to just walk into one and use the throne.
Oddly enough there is a gay guy that sits across from the womens restroom. I work in HR so it is mostly women in my office(35 women and 3 men). I have never really discussed this with them but I am sure they feel odd with him watching them walk in. |
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09-25-2007, 01:40 PM | #10 |
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Crop dust the bitch.
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09-25-2007, 01:52 PM | #11 |
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If someone wants to talk to me and I need to use the can, I say
"I've got a very important call .... from mother nature". I really don't understand why people get so tied up over natural bodily functions and using the restroom. |
09-25-2007, 01:57 PM | #12 | |
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09-25-2007, 02:10 PM | #13 |
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Drop tile ceiling between the bathroom and her cube? If so, eat a nice dinner of cabbage, eggs, a huge steak, and beans, top it off with a 12 pack of cheap beer. Bring in an oscillating fan. When you drop off your toxic stew, poke the tiles up between the bathroom and her cube and point the fan at her cube. Turn the fan on.
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