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10-23-2021, 08:12 AM | #3026 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 204966
Join Date: Mar 2009
Vehicle:2021 Quadrifoglio |
I'm fond' of the young buck. Raiti's got that pazzazz that y'all dullards' lack. That's why he's a damn success. Y'all gonna get Zonk'd when ya see me pullin' up in my new WRX.
You buncha' sorry hucklebuckin' pimps are all in it together, quit ur' moanin'. Back in my day, you'd get the wood shampoo. Raiti would be runnin' circles around u dullards. Now back to this here new WRX, we got ourselves a fine piecea' engineerin' that ya better be thankin' ur B-holes' we got that 6er'. For those of ya that gotta ask ur ladies, well they offer ya the CVT fer' the neutered' folk among ya. And believe u me, there's gonna be plenty a that. The plastic claddin' gotta be real nice when I get out to thrashin' n stompin' in the bush. I didn't treat my last WRX kindly, and this new one is gonna get the size 14 boot if ya catch what I'm sayin Once I get my meat hooks on er' , she's gonna fit the bill...ya can't take ur honda civics n corrolas out to the bush for some heavy wranglin'. This here Ash Barty can do work. We got ourselves a bona' fide work-horse. Take it or turn tail n' leave it to ol' Jacky to do the dirty work n take er' out back for some real action. Buncha' polishers.
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10-23-2021, 08:20 AM | #3027 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 159474
Join Date: Sep 2007
Chapter/Region:
NESIC
Location: Northbridge, MA
Vehicle:2017 Impreza Sport Lithium Red - OLDKID |
And my Ignore List elongates.
I can't wait for this car to hit the streets so there will be things to actually talk about. |
10-23-2021, 09:19 AM | #3028 | |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 26358
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Da Burgh
Vehicle:2018 RS 400 |
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did that goof give any Zonks? i haven't watched his annoying videos for a while, but i kinda remember him drinking the Subaru Kool-Aid. CVT ... Zonk prolapsed anus rear end ... Zonk plastic wheel arches ... Zonk less hp than a Camry ... Zonk <switches to full auto> Zonk Zonk Zonk Zonk Zonk ... |
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10-23-2021, 09:43 AM | #3029 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 3293
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: CO
Vehicle:'20 Ascent '15 XTerra P4X |
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10-23-2021, 09:49 AM | #3030 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 873
Join Date: Feb 2000
Chapter/Region:
TXIC
Location: www.testdrivemylife.com
Vehicle:2020 JEEP / RAM Datsun 71 240Z & 68 2000 |
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10-23-2021, 09:49 AM | #3031 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 3293
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: CO
Vehicle:'20 Ascent '15 XTerra P4X |
^^ Lol!!!
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10-23-2021, 12:30 PM | #3032 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 194216
Join Date: Nov 2008
Chapter/Region:
W. Canada
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Vehicle:2022 Fast POS |
He's the poor man's Doug DeMuro and he's far from one of the most popular reviewers on the internet. All he does is take dealer cars for a test drive and talk about how many twinkies he can fit in them. I watch them occasionally if I am interested in a particular car but he's not a guy that you overly care about his opinion. He tried to be as glass half full as possible with this car but even he has to zonk the SUV fender cladding. This is simply not something that anyone likes because it's a bad styling cue on a car.
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10-23-2021, 02:43 PM | #3033 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 202642
Join Date: Nov 2007
Chapter/Region:
RMIC
Location: Centennial, Colorado
Vehicle:08 Impreza,80Vette 68 Impala, 15 SantaFe |
He reminds me of an infomercial host. His videos are not the most informative or the worst. For me, it's kinda entertaining. His "zonk" is his shtick, that's all.
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10-23-2021, 02:55 PM | #3034 | |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 139693
Join Date: Feb 2007
Vehicle:Dura ngo 95 horrorshow |
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This sycophant is just leeching onto anything at this point. It wreaks of desperation to quote Doc. |
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10-23-2021, 02:58 PM | #3035 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 139693
Join Date: Feb 2007
Vehicle:Dura ngo 95 horrorshow |
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10-23-2021, 04:15 PM | #3036 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 44501
Join Date: Oct 2003
Chapter/Region:
NWIC
Location: Yeah, well, you know
Vehicle:that 's, like, your alternate facts, man. |
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10-23-2021, 05:13 PM | #3037 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 383438
Join Date: Mar 2014
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10-23-2021, 05:38 PM | #3038 | |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 379605
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Peabody, MA
Vehicle:2017 Civic Sport 2012 Outback 2.5 |
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I will wait for Throttle House to review it, lol. |
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10-23-2021, 07:43 PM | #3039 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 28976
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: ANE Where
Vehicle:2016 Step 2 Push Buggy GT |
The Zonk guy, he reminds me of the ladies on the Price is Right. They swoop their hands as the product is show cased. This guy drags is fingers and says Zonk Zonk.
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10-23-2021, 08:32 PM | #3040 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 419593
Join Date: Apr 2015
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Ahhh the envy of random internet keyboard racercar drivers .
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10-23-2021, 08:36 PM | #3041 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 50586
Join Date: Dec 2003
Chapter/Region:
BAIC
Location: Chiraq
Vehicle:64 Impala |
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10-23-2021, 08:40 PM | #3042 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 419593
Join Date: Apr 2015
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Everyone loves to hate a winner .
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10-23-2021, 10:29 PM | #3043 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 67807
Join Date: Aug 2004
Chapter/Region:
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10-23-2021, 10:54 PM | #3044 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 357059
Join Date: May 2013
Chapter/Region:
MAIC
Location: Frederick, Maryland
Vehicle:2023 WRX |
LOL I'm still wondering how tf that bumper design made it out the door.
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10-23-2021, 11:55 PM | #3045 |
Scooby Newbie
Member#: 354897
Join Date: Apr 2013
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
Location: New York
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Why Subaru…why??
I feel like it’s gonna be such a great car under all that ugly. How many are saying to themselves; “Is it enough…can I look past that exterior?” |
10-24-2021, 03:22 AM | #3046 | |||
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 153088
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Arlington, TN
Vehicle:2005 Baja Turbo 95&96 Sambar 06 Forester |
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55F/45R split is just as FWD as the rest? Quote:
With the tops in loyal customer retention? Simple answer.....yes. Quote:
What is core to Subaru(hint: not performance) today? Safety, Longevity, go where you want. Now, the longevity is having some bad years....lets hope they get back on track. But, go back 30+ years and what was Subaru's core then? Hmmmm......the same? They dabbled in a market for a while and did well. WHATEVER their reason they haven't advanced in the performance tech, it was still just a dabble compared to what their core is. Their core has NEVER changed. They just improved their cars to appeal to a wider audience. And? It worked. Kinda amazing they have a marketing slogan(fact) they've used for 30+ years. "97% of Subarus sold in the last 10 years are still on the road". Granted that number has been as low as 94% I think. How many other manufacturers can do that? Very few. If any |
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10-24-2021, 07:57 AM | #3047 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 504432
Join Date: Jul 2019
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
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10-24-2021, 02:02 PM | #3048 |
Scooby Guru
Member#: 377200
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Somewhere north of south
Vehicle:21 Supra 3.0 MSM |
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10-24-2021, 06:13 PM | #3049 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 28976
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: ANE Where
Vehicle:2016 Step 2 Push Buggy GT |
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10-24-2021, 07:33 PM | #3050 |
Scooby Specialist
Member#: 504432
Join Date: Jul 2019
Chapter/Region:
Tri-State
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Tom with his "coolest great great grandpa in Vermont" trophy. In case your life needs some more LOVE! |
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