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Old 06-15-2005, 06:21 PM   #26
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:22 PM   #27
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Usually when it comes to porn, you have to throw all logic out the window anyway. The "storylines" (and I use that term as loosely as possible) are so far-fetched, it's ridiculous! Not like we're not here to see ****ing, why even bother? I guess this is the porn director's attempt to somehow establish himself as a valid artist, and not just the guy who says "Okay, now put it in her butt." Why not just show us what we want to see and cut the crap? I don't need to know why they're ****ing, that **** is unnecessary information.
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:23 PM   #28
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It's cool to pee your pants. Wverybody's doin it. Just like spelling words wrong on the forimz.
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:35 PM   #29
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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
genesis sucks
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:37 PM   #30
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001:001 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

001:002 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon
the face of the waters.

001:003 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

001:004 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the
light from the darkness.

001:005 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called
Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

001:006 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the
waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

001:007 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were
under the firmament from the waters which were above the
firmament: and it was so.

001:008 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the
morning were the second day.

001:009 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered
together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it
was so.

001:010 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together
of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

001:011 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb
yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his
kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

001:012 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed
after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in
itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

001:013 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

001:014 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the
heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for
signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

001:015 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to
give light upon the earth: and it was so.

001:016 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the
day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars
also.

001:017 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light
upon the earth,

001:018 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the
light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

001:019 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

001:020 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving
creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth
in the open firmament of heaven.

001:021 And God created great whales, and every living creature that
moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their
kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that
it was good.

001:022 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and
fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the
earth.

001:023 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

001:024 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature
after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the
earth after his kind: and it was so.

001:025 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle
after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth
after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

001:026 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our
likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea,
and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over
all the earth, an
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:37 PM   #31
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:38 PM   #32
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:39 PM   #33
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:39 PM   #34
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I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:41 PM   #35
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:41 PM   #36
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001:001 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

001:026 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our
likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea,
and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over
all the earth, an the bandeth Genesis will sucketh!
god knows his bands
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:42 PM   #37
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I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:42 PM   #38
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:43 PM   #39
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How come there's plastic on the carpet?

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Old 06-15-2005, 06:44 PM   #40
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You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too, new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in eighty-three, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In eighty-seven, Huey released this, Four, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square. A song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:47 PM   #41
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You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too, new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in eighty-three, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In eighty-seven, Huey released this, Four, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square. A song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
thank you but youre just to darn loud
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:54 PM   #42
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thank you but youre just to darn loud
You're my lawyer, so I think you should know. I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old ****** with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can't remember! Maybe a model. She's dead, too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face and his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people. Maybe forty. Uh, hah, I taped a lot of it. Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains that I tried to cook in oil. And I, I, uh, hah, just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I'm not sure if I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean... Whoa! I guess I'm a pretty, uh, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, you know. So keep your eyes open. Okay.
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:57 PM   #43
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You're my lawyer, so I think you should know. I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old ****** with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can't remember! Maybe a model. She's dead, too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face and his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people. Maybe forty. Uh, hah, I taped a lot of it. Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains that I tried to cook in oil. And I, I, uh, hah, just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I'm not sure if I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean... Whoa! I guess I'm a pretty, uh, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, you know. So keep your eyes open. Okay.
Neil: "Thank you. That, of course, is "Sweet Caroline". I wrote that song after a big show at the Forum. Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily, and we were driving.."

Gary (bass player): [worried] "Oh, I can't believe you're gonna tell this story.."

Neil: "Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. [the crowd reacts with stunned silence.] So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And two hours later, I wrote "Sweet Caroline". Sweet Caroline. Good times never seemed so good. Thank you.

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Old 06-15-2005, 07:10 PM   #44
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:26 PM   #45
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Dave,

You're a douche.

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Old 06-15-2005, 08:47 PM   #46
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Goddamnit. What is with the ****tard nooblympics this week?

WHY WON'T YOU ALL JUST DIE?
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:03 PM   #47
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:35 PM   #48
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Old 06-16-2005, 03:38 AM   #49
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Dave = the man.

"Where did you get that overnight bag?"

I mean, where did you get the words to all the monologues?
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