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09-07-2002, 11:11 PM | #1 |
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Super Troopers...Great movie
Well,
After hearing friends talk about this movie and reading the Off Topic reviews I had to buy the movie...Funny shiznit. Broken Lizard should turn out to be the National Lampoon's of this decade. Doesn't hurt that the main character is brown either . Movie turned out to be like Office Space...never saw it in the theaters but damn it was funny when I saw it at home. been sick the last few days so had nothing better to do on a Saturday night oh well Nirmit
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09-07-2002, 11:14 PM | #2 |
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I saw it both places and still laugh my ass off. And NEITHER TIME I WAS STONED!
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09-07-2002, 11:18 PM | #3 |
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time to go buy a movie
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09-08-2002, 12:41 AM | #4 |
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AFGHANISTANIMATION!
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09-08-2002, 01:38 AM | #5 |
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I saw it at the theatre and bought it the day it came out on video. Funniest movie I've seen in a long time If you haven't seen it yet, go rent it!
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09-08-2002, 02:42 AM | #6 |
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<cop1> is he doing....?
<cop2> is the bear....? <cop1> well whatever it is, its gotta be illegal! Ed |
09-08-2002, 08:54 AM | #7 |
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I thought that was going to be the stupidest movie ever. It was but at the same time I laughed my ass off. I liked it so much I told my brother to go pick it up today on DVD. I like the Meow scene.
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09-08-2002, 02:09 PM | #8 |
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What is the other movie broken lizard did? I know it is mentioned on the DVD. But I just can't recall it right this moment.
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09-08-2002, 03:17 PM | #9 |
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a couple of my friends and I have personal quotes from the movie
mine: "Much of my authority is derived from right here *puckers lips*" my buddy's: "I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!" and yes, if you've never done it... MEOW!!!! my personal record is 6! Super Troopers ROCKS sherifx |
09-08-2002, 04:05 PM | #10 |
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Can I suggest a "old skool" movie to rent if you are bored with a couple friends during the work week, try the one and only Blood Sport with Jean Claude Van Damme. Yes his acting sux, but that movie has some great lines, kinda like the Arnold movies.
Here are a few things to look for: "OK USA" - you'll understand once you see it A very young Forest Whittaker. Bad Kumate fighting scenes, including Jean's yelling in slow-mo and punching peoples groins! A very scary alley scene in the depths of Hong Kong, man watch out for all the large cables running down it. "Chun Lee"- I forget his real name, something like bono???He's the largest most buff actor of all the Kung Fu movies. You know, the guy with the breasts. Quote: "You are next!" and the best of all the other American fighter, Jackson- remember Nerds? Just go rent it, it's a great blast for the past. Jay |
09-08-2002, 04:56 PM | #11 |
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'Chong Lee' was played by Bolo Yeung
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09-08-2002, 09:41 PM | #12 |
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I was watching "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" for about the 1000th time today on TBS. Forest Whittaker is in that one too. Its even older than "Bloodsport". He plays the football Superstar that "kills Lincoln".
A guy I work with told me that "Super Troopers" was one of the worst movies he has ever saw. We are about 50/50 on the movies we watch and talk about though. I might have to go rent it tomorrow. I could use a good laugh after this past week. |
09-08-2002, 11:27 PM | #13 |
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Super Troopers is funny as hell! i laughed my ass off the first time i watched it. at first i didn't know it was actually, ABOUT, the troopers. i thought it was about the stoners that get pulled over at the beginning. sure made for an interesting opening scene. hehe.
but yah, that movie is FULL of great lines!! "... the schnosberries taste just like... schnosberries." |
09-08-2002, 11:37 PM | #14 |
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09-09-2002, 10:07 AM | #15 |
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Got to love this movie. One of the funniest movies of several years.
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09-13-2002, 03:15 PM | #16 |
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this movie was pretty good, but not awesome
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09-13-2002, 03:38 PM | #17 |
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Sherif....do you have it on video??? i need to see it !
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I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. 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