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05-11-2008, 04:09 PM | #1 |
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we can learn from this 13 yr old pimp
"A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts."
A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts. A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered. The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities. When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls. Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead. Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. anyone find the humor in the last sentence?
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05-11-2008, 04:11 PM | #2 |
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05-11-2008, 04:15 PM | #3 |
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howd they get 30,000
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05-11-2008, 04:18 PM | #4 |
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A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.
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05-11-2008, 04:18 PM | #5 | |
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05-11-2008, 04:20 PM | #6 |
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05-11-2008, 04:22 PM | #7 |
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That's pretty funny, I usually have to pay my girlfriend to play Halo with me too
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05-11-2008, 04:22 PM | #8 |
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this story is so full of win.
13 year old boy with dreams of a political career already knows how to steal money and buy hookers. |
05-11-2008, 04:30 PM | #9 |
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05-11-2008, 04:31 PM | #10 | |
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05-11-2008, 04:33 PM | #11 | |
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05-11-2008, 04:34 PM | #12 |
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05-11-2008, 04:39 PM | #13 |
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05-11-2008, 04:46 PM | #14 |
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Wait. How old was he?
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05-11-2008, 04:51 PM | #16 |
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Yay for parenting!
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05-11-2008, 04:52 PM | #17 |
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05-11-2008, 05:02 PM | #18 | |
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ok, 3k in cash, 2 hookers for 1k each, and a few video consoles and games and a hotel/food. so like 7k max. What the **** else did they get? The story even lists how they bought dr pepper, but they didnt talk about the 23,000 spent on mystery items? |
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05-11-2008, 05:15 PM | #19 |
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05-11-2008, 05:16 PM | #20 |
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05-11-2008, 05:20 PM | #21 |
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Good boy, Ralph.
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05-11-2008, 05:35 PM | #22 |
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05-11-2008, 05:38 PM | #23 |
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05-12-2008, 09:35 AM | #24 |
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hmm we really need 4 people for a good deathmatch...but there's only two of us....I know! lets hire hookers!
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05-12-2008, 10:19 AM | #25 | |
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Scored big at WoW tourney so lets get some women, oreos, and DP? Midgets working in a circus? Dad forget my birthday so eff it, lets go on a sugar and gaming binge? Only thing is at 13...I believe I had already determined my sexual orientation and found boobies and what not interesting...with as much quick thinking as this kid exhibited, I would have expected the sex. Maybe he did the next "smart" thing and told the hookers to lie? Politics 101, Law 102...the women would go to jail for giving these kids head or sex, and the kids go free. Now the hookers owe the future politician a solid. I'd vote for him. |
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