And I thought Monday's Were Bad

SJF01 · 09-20-2005, 12:38 PM

On my way from my car to my workplace, I realize that I locked my keys in the car! I rush to the underside of my car and find my emergency door key in its secret place. Okay, one disaster avoided. Phew!

As I'm standing up, my flip-flop breaks. Great.

My arms are full of stuff that crashes to the floor as soon as I get through the door. Including my lunch.

Then about 15 minutes ago I dropped 35 lbs. worth of ceramic platters on my foot. I've been sitting here watching a big purple bruise creep its way to the surface of my skin.

Anybody else having a bad day?

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24 · 09-20-2005, 12:39 PM

Did you blow out your flip flop, stepping on a pop top? Did you cut your heel and have to cruise on back home? Did you have booze in the blender? Were you able to render a frozen concoction to help you hang on?

jpicheva · 09-20-2005, 12:39 PM

At least you get to wear flip-flops to work.

SubEd · 09-20-2005, 12:39 PM

My day is greater than yours as I don't wear flip-flops.

alacrity024 · 09-20-2005, 12:40 PM

i've been having bad days since last thursday.. there's something in the air. full moon recently.. i dunno..

Sharkbait · 09-20-2005, 12:40 PM

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SubEd · 09-20-2005, 12:41 PM

Pics?

Flake · 09-20-2005, 12:42 PM

the flip flop breaking was a sign from Jimmy Buffet telling you to screw all prior responsibilities, say it sure as hell is 5 o clock somewhere and fire up the blender.

yes, im a huge parrot head. and yes, i have done that before. many times.

margaritas FTW

Pre-diddy · 09-20-2005, 12:43 PM

Yesterday, I was trying to not have a bad Monday. So we had a spontaneous rum and coke party. It was mostly fun, but I forgot I had to live the next day.

So I sit here feeling like crap, trying to keep down water, 8am class, out of cigarettes (and money), and in a short while I am going to take a trip to the bathroom that will make it unbearable to use for the next few hours.

But yeah, life is great.

HOV · 09-20-2005, 12:43 PM

I have liquid feces because I have a lung infection for which I'm taking antibiotics that are killing all the digestive bacteria in my intestines.

So I go to the crapper and let a quart of liqui-poo fly, wait a long time to see if there's any more in there, then I get up from boredom and it feels like I have to sit down again.

gongzero · 09-20-2005, 12:43 PM

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alacrity024 · 09-20-2005, 12:44 PM

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Hockey_78 · 09-20-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flake

the flip flop breaking was a sign from Jimmy Buffet telling you to screw all prior responsibilities, say it sure as hell is 5 o clock somewhere and fire up the blender.

yes, im a huge parrot head. and yes, i have done that before. many times.

margaritas FTW

I thought it was "Come Monday it will be alright"

09-20-2005, 12:38 PM	#1
SJF01 Scooby Specialist Member#: 71021 Join Date: Sep 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Fairfax, VA Vehicle: 2009 Honda FIT!! Storm Silver	And I thought Monday's Were Bad On my way from my car to my workplace, I realize that I locked my keys in the car! I rush to the underside of my car and find my emergency door key in its secret place. Okay, one disaster avoided. Phew! As I'm standing up, my flip-flop breaks. Great. My arms are full of stuff that crashes to the floor as soon as I get through the door. Including my lunch. Then about 15 minutes ago I dropped 35 lbs. worth of ceramic platters on my foot. I've been sitting here watching a big purple bruise creep its way to the surface of my skin. Anybody else having a bad day? * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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09-20-2005, 12:39 PM	#2
24 Scooby Specialist Member#: 39142 Join Date: Jun 2003 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Vienna, VA Vehicle: Memb er#: 39142 Join Date: Jun 2003	Did you blow out your flip flop, stepping on a pop top? Did you cut your heel and have to cruise on back home? Did you have booze in the blender? Were you able to render a frozen concoction to help you hang on?

09-20-2005, 12:39 PM	#3
jpicheva Scooby Specialist Member#: 68407 Join Date: Aug 2004 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Memphis Vehicle: A.D. Volvo V60 R Outback 2.5i 6MT	At least you get to wear flip-flops to work.

09-20-2005, 12:39 PM	#4
SubEd Scooby Guru Member#: 717 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC	My day is greater than yours as I don't wear flip-flops.

09-20-2005, 12:40 PM	#5
alacrity024 Review Crew Member#: 49476 Join Date: Nov 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Out of the car, long-hair!!	i've been having bad days since last thursday.. there's something in the air. full moon recently.. i dunno..

09-20-2005, 12:40 PM	#6
Sharkbait Scooby Specialist Member#: 37221 Join Date: May 2003 Chapter/Region: International Location: LDN W14 or Stalking Schumacher Vehicle: 2012 Abarth 1984 Porsche 911	boobs

09-20-2005, 12:41 PM	#7
SubEd Scooby Guru Member#: 717 Join Date: Jan 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC	Pics?

09-20-2005, 12:42 PM	#8
Flake Scooby Newbie Member#: 84657 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO	the flip flop breaking was a sign from Jimmy Buffet telling you to screw all prior responsibilities, say it sure as hell is 5 o clock somewhere and fire up the blender. yes, im a huge parrot head. and yes, i have done that before. many times. margaritas FTW

09-20-2005, 12:43 PM	#9
Pre-diddy Scooby Specialist Member#: 26837 Join Date: Oct 2002 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Annapolis Vehicle: 04 STi - Sold! :(	Yesterday, I was trying to not have a bad Monday. So we had a spontaneous rum and coke party. It was mostly fun, but I forgot I had to live the next day. So I sit here feeling like crap, trying to keep down water, 8am class, out of cigarettes (and money), and in a short while I am going to take a trip to the bathroom that will make it unbearable to use for the next few hours. But yeah, life is great.

09-20-2005, 12:43 PM	#10
HOV Scooby Specialist Member#: 64632 Join Date: Jun 2004 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: VA	I have liquid feces because I have a lung infection for which I'm taking antibiotics that are killing all the digestive bacteria in my intestines. So I go to the crapper and let a quart of liqui-poo fly, wait a long time to see if there's any more in there, then I get up from boredom and it feels like I have to sit down again.

09-20-2005, 12:43 PM	#11
gongzero Scooby Newbie Member#: 25040 Join Date: Sep 2002 Chapter/Region: E. Canada Location: Montreal, Canuckistan Vehicle: 2024 Subaru Impreza RS	Penis -A

09-20-2005, 12:44 PM	#12
alacrity024 Review Crew Member#: 49476 Join Date: Nov 2003 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Out of the car, long-hair!!	incorporeal biatqch!11!