WTF news and WTF related things

[foothill]

Really? Well that's just great. Now I know something new that I don't care about at all.

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[042]

Originally Posted by lag

http://www.businessinsider.com/unite...-report-2018-5




Two things

1) The only way the flight attendant may have put your life in danger is when she got fed up with your **** and chucked you out the door Indian Jones style. Or poisoned your drink.

2) someone needs to tell Erika to never fly Southwest. Or encourage it and keep the camera rolling.

I'd prefer the person tasked with securing the doors before departure be sober.

I'd also prefer anyone who can gain access to the cockpit be sober too.

The part I'm confused on is how Erika was able to go to the cockpit and speak to the pilot. Pretty sure that is not supposed to happen under any circumstance.

[lag]

Originally Posted by foothill

Really? Well that's just great. Now I know something new that I don't care about at all.

Welcome to life.

Originally Posted by 042

I'd prefer the person tasked with securing the doors before departure be sober.

I'd also prefer anyone who can gain access to the cockpit be sober too.

The part I'm confused on is how Erika was able to go to the cockpit and speak to the pilot. Pretty sure that is not supposed to happen under any circumstance.

Sometimes you don't get what you want but sometimes you might just get what you need. Taking a wild guess I'd say Erika could be cast as "unremarkable white woman" for background filler in movies and TV. That's a free pass to do anything your little heart desires. Not born a forgettable if even noticed woman? Tough ****, sit down, shut up and hope with the rest of us that when an engine blows and takes out a window the flight attendant get's sucked through it just enough to plug the hole and have it not be so GD gusty in the cabin.

[Daniel Dudley]

So you are saying we need more paunchy flight attendants?

Remember all of those really hot flight attendants in those airline films from the 60s ? Many of them still seem to be working.

[foothill]

It's like the WW II Luftwaffe. Fly until you die.

[El Wray]

Bish should have flown on Southwest. Their attendants are so happy they're gay.

[kgb4187]

Originally Posted by 042

I'd prefer the person tasked with securing the doors before departure be sober.

I'd also prefer anyone who can gain access to the cockpit be sober too.

The part I'm confused on is how Erika was able to go to the cockpit and speak to the pilot. Pretty sure that is not supposed to happen under any circumstance.

There's a phone next to the door they probably told her to pick up. Or one of the pilots came out and saw what was going on. I doubt they would call the police based on the word of a passenger.

[lag]

Originally Posted by El Wray

Bish should have flown on Southwest. Their attendants are so happy they're gay.

The only bad experience I've had with flight attendants has been with southwest. I'm likely lucky and/or fortunate that this is the case they're likely fortunate you can't sneeze wrong without a scared white lady calling police/FBI on a plane.

[El Wray]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...to-get-it-out/

Originally Posted by wtf indeed

A cockroach crawled into a Florida woman's ear. It took nine days to get it out.

[Meat Supply]

ewwww...

[lag]

I like that other people's fetishes make me feel that mine are normal, by comparison.

[masskillingspree]

Woman blew up microwave at 7-Eleven with urine sample: cops

DENVER - A Colorado woman has been cited by police after a container of what appeared to be urine blew up as she was heating it up in a microwave at a 7-Eleven.

Police say the incident occurred in the convenience store chain's Aurora location last week when the clerk heard a loud bang and saw 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez take a white plastic bottle out of the microwave.

A police report says when confronted by the clerk, Sanchez wiped a yellow liquid that smelled like urine onto the floor and walked out.

Police located Sanchez at a nearby clinic where she had planned to take a urinalysis test for a potential employer.

The Denver woman was issued a summons for damaged property. She could not be reached for comment.

[parker]

Ten bucks says it was used before it was cleaned.



lololol

[foothill]

Twenty says they never even cleaned it. It's a 7-11 right?

[lag]

TIL Chili's is still in business.

[Salvation27]

Police are searching for a mystery woman - wearing what looked like broken wrist restraints - who was filmed ringing a doorbell in Texas.

The night-caller, apparently barefoot and semi-clothed, was captured on a surveillance cameras approaching a home in Montgomery County.

By the time the householder answered, she was gone. The resident reviewed the security footage and sent it to police.

Montgomery County Sheriff is looking into the "suspicious incident".

An unnamed neighbour told ABC News the same woman rang the doorbells of other homes in the area, but had also vanished by the time anyone answered.

In a statement, the sheriff's office said no match had been confirmed between the woman and anyone from missing person reports.

"Deputies and Detectives are reviewing these flyers for any similarities, but as of now none are believed to be the woman in the video," read the statement.

Authorities have conducted a door-to-door search of local homes and businesses and circulated images of the woman on social media.

[SlickWRX]

Probably a prank.

[Reflex-Arc]

Is Tamara home?

[chapstien]

Ding dong bitch

[PaPa-G]

Too old to be an escapee from Kaiser's house.

[docwhorocks]

Originally Posted by PaPa-G

Too old to be an escapee from Kaiser's house.

She wasn't 10 years ago when he took her.

[042]

Authorities have conducted a door-to-door search of local homes and businesses

Here's the real pussification of America.

[Reflex-Arc]

Originally Posted by 042

Here's the real pussification of America.

I'm not sure I follow? This looks suspiciously enough like an escapee of a kidnapping to warrant at least that amount of investigation, woulnt you think?

[VpointVick]

Originally Posted by Reflex-Arc

I'm not sure I follow? This looks suspiciously enough like an escapee of a kidnapping to warrant at least that amount of investigation, woulnt you think?

1. Who restrains one's sex slave clothed?
B] Once one's restraints are broken, allowing access to them with one's hands, who runs all over the damn neighborhood without removing them?

IBprank.

[Reflex-Arc]

A) I obviously have too little knowledge on this subject.
II. Somebody who broke loose minutes prior and is likely freaked-the-****-out.

Yeah, probably a prank, but I couldn't condemn a cursory investigation by the authorities as pussification.