Ahh religion. Is there no bottom to your well of stupidity?

[Captain TinklePee]

American taliban.

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[BacDoc]

Originally Posted by parkerpaxton5

American taliban.

I don't think they're necessarily blowing people up around here.



Yet.

[aod]

I was talking to someone who is catholic about why they had issues with premarital sex with their fiancee. He said it is a sin in the eyes of the lord. I told him that his religion is outdated. He then told me that they recently had a ruling that there is no longer a limbo or some **** because the pope deemed it so. I said wait wait wait.. So, you are telling me if the pope said tomorrow that premarital sex is no longer a sin, it wouldn't be a sin anymore? He tried to beat around the bush about it saying that it would never happen, blah blah blah. But when it came down to it, yes if the pope said tomorrow that premarital sex is no longer a sin then it wouldn't be a sin. But, he has to sit on some throne and think about it and talk to baby jesus or whatever to make sure that is what jesus wants. So, in reality, other men (who are out of their ****ing minds because they don't have sex, or have sex with little boys) are the moral compass for catholics. It absolutely boggles my mind.

[UberWilhelm]

Originally Posted by BacDoc

I don't think they're necessarily blowing people up around here.



Yet.

Baby steps.

[UberWilhelm]

Originally Posted by aod

I was talking to someone who is catholic about why they had issues with premarital sex with their fiancee. He said it is a sin in the eyes of the lord. I told him that his religion is outdated. He then told me that they recently had a ruling that there is no longer a limbo or some **** because the pope deemed it so. I said wait wait wait.. So, you are telling me if the pope said tomorrow that premarital sex is no longer a sin, it wouldn't be a sin anymore? He tried to beat around the bush about it saying that it would never happen, blah blah blah. But when it came down to it, yes if the pope said tomorrow that premarital sex is no longer a sin then it wouldn't be a sin. But, he has to sit on some throne and think about it and talk to baby jesus or whatever to make sure that is what jesus wants. So, in reality, other men (who are out of their ****ing minds because they don't have sex, or have sex with little boys) are the moral compass for catholics. It absolutely boggles my mind.

See that's what cracks me up about religious types. They refuse to admit that their beliefs are based on the decisions of men, not some big guy in the sky. Popes and religious leaders have been writing the rules for hundreds of years so that it suits their wishes, needs, and beliefs. It's all so silly.

[BacDoc]

Originally Posted by aod

I was talking to someone who is catholic about why they had issues with premarital sex with their fiancee. He said it is a sin in the eyes of the lord. I told him that his religion is outdated. He then told me that they recently had a ruling that there is no longer a limbo or some **** because the pope deemed it so. I said wait wait wait.. So, you are telling me if the pope said tomorrow that premarital sex is no longer a sin, it wouldn't be a sin anymore? He tried to beat around the bush about it saying that it would never happen, blah blah blah. But when it came down to it, yes if the pope said tomorrow that premarital sex is no longer a sin then it wouldn't be a sin. But, he has to sit on some throne and think about it and talk to baby jesus or whatever to make sure that is what jesus wants. So, in reality, other men (who are out of their ****ing minds because they don't have sex, or have sex with little boys) are the moral compass for catholics. It absolutely boggles my mind.

Originally Posted by UberWilhelm

See that's what cracks me up about religious types. They refuse to admit that their beliefs are based on the decisions of men, not some big guy in the sky. Popes and religious leaders have been writing the rules for hundreds of years so that it suits their wishes, needs, and beliefs. It's all so silly.

You see, the thing about true religion, in my particular case Christianity, God never changes. Only people manipulate His truths and scripture.

[bcblues]

Originally Posted by UberWilhelm

“It takes tremendous moral courage to stand by what it is you believe, and they are doing what they think is right,” Mesa Prep Headmaster Robert Wagner told KTVK.

Then he turned around and said: "Screw the chicken sh***s, we won state"

Seriously, this is the 20th century, regardless of what mouth-breathing (or is it breeding) "chicks belong in the kitchen" types spout.

[fliz]

Originally Posted by BacDoc

I don't think they're necessarily blowing people up around here.



Yet.

Yeah, mostly its just empty buildings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abortion_violence

[.WRXXX.]

Originally Posted by aod

So, in reality, other men are the moral compass for catholics. It absolutely boggles my mind.

at least their prison is made up

[UberWilhelm]

Originally Posted by BacDoc

You see, the thing about true religion, in my particular case Christianity, God never changes. Only people manipulate His truths and scripture.

But how do you know yours is the 'true' one over the other, much, much, old ones? Not trying to be a dick, but just understand why you think yours is the right one over the others who think theirs is the right one?

[DMP RUN]

Originally Posted by BacDoc

You see, the thing about true religion, in my particular case Christianity, God never changes. Only people manipulate His truths and scripture.

Logical nightmare.

[BacDoc]

Originally Posted by UberWilhelm

But how do you know yours is the 'true' one over the other, much, much, old ones? Not trying to be a dick, but just understand why you think yours is the right one over the others who think theirs is the right one?

I never said my God is the right one for everybody. I believe He is for me and nothing else. Does this mean I don't pray for other people believing other things, no. Do I push my beliefs on others or judge them based on what they choose to believe or do with their life, nope.

[Captain TinklePee]

Originally Posted by BacDoc

I don't think they're necessarily blowing people up around here.

Yet.

Not yet, but we don't know what exactly they're teaching them in those madrassas molestation stations private catholic schools.

[boxxxer]

Humans heads will explode if god speaks to them directly so that's why there is a pope. The pope's head doesn't explode when god speaks directly to him because he's not human. The hat is the key.

Makes perfect sense right?

[mrmojoz]

Originally Posted by boxxxer

Humans heads will explode if god speaks to them directly so that's why there is a pope. The pope's head doesn't explode when god speaks directly to him because he's not human. The hat is the key.

Makes perfect sense right?

Damn, his science is too tight!

Now I'm Catholic.

[scaryfastskier]

I don't have a huge problem with this despite thinking its dumb. (side note: I am pretty sure I onced beaned a girl in a baseball game. I hit a lot of people because I had a nasty knuckle curve that required I throw it HARD at your face and it would drop in for a strike. Problem is that it would occasionally hang and destroy people. Plus side was the great personal glory of a called strike with the batter diving for cover.)

Deprive yourself of whatever you'd like for your faith... Sex, booze, abortion, certain foods, or in this case a championship, just don't deprive everyone else. I'd be far more upset if they tried to force her not to play opposed to bowing out.

[EnterTheSTI]

Originally Posted by boxxxer

Humans heads will explode if god speaks to them directly so that's why there is a pope. The pope's head doesn't explode when god speaks directly to him because he's not human. The hat is the key.

Makes perfect sense right?

Question then, if one was to steal the hat could one talk to God?

[RacecaR]

BacDoc 2012
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[Davemeister]

Originally Posted by UberWilhelm

But how do you know yours is the 'true' one over the other, much, much, old ones? Not trying to be a dick, but just understand why you think yours is the right one over the others who think theirs is the right one?

I'm sure I've told this story before, but whatever, I'm old and I ramble like Grandpa Simpson.

Anyway... When I was a kid I was in religion class and the teacher drew a series of concentric circles on the board. He put a dot in the middle.

He explained the drawing: The dot was God, and the first circle was Christianity, the 2nd was Judaism, the third was... I don't remember.

Anyway, I raised my hand and I said "So how do you think a Buddhist would draw that diagram?"

So the point of this story is that yes, I guess I'm just as much of an jerk in real life.

[scaryfastskier]

Originally Posted by EnterTheSTI

Question then, if one was to steal the hat could one talk to God?

I was searching for a Cardinals baseball hat on eBay and came across a catholic cardinal's pointy hat. It was incredibly tempting to buy.

Dave: all three religions view God(s) as an entity, correct? So it works I think. I was also the snotty teenager that took a religion course. I just enjoy the Devil's advocate position. It's almost as fun to mess with non-believers as it is believers.

[UberWilhelm]

Originally Posted by BacDoc

I never said my God is the right one for everybody. I believe He is for me and nothing else. Does this mean I don't pray for other people believing other things, no. Do I push my beliefs on others or judge them based on what they choose to believe or do with their life, nope.

But you did say that your religion was the one 'true' religion which would insinuate that you believe all of the others are wrong. Besides, stating that your God isn't right for everybody would suggest that you accept the idea of alternate deities for others to worship thus going against pretty much everything Christian. I r confused.

[Davemeister]

Originally Posted by UberWilhelm

But you did say that your religion was the one 'true' religion which would insinuate that you believe all of the others are wrong. Besides, stating that your God isn't right for everybody would suggest that you accept the idea of alternate deities for others to worship thus going against pretty much everything Christian. I r confused.

Some people are born to go to hell, because even though god creates all men equally, those guys just aren't good enough.

[boxxxer]

Originally Posted by EnterTheSTI

Question then, if one was to steal the hat could one talk to God?

No. You have to have men vote for you to wear the hat in order for it to work. Kinda like password protect.

[RastaMon]

48 posts and no pic of the 15 year old?!!





OT, you be slacking...

[UberWilhelm]

Originally Posted by RastaMon

48 posts and no pic of the 15 year old?!!





OT, you be slacking...

Kaiser is getting old. Cut him some slack.