Ask the doctors of OT

-=C=- · 05-27-2011, 04:15 PM

I don't think we have an official thread for this...if so Matt can merge this thread with it and give me 10 points.

I'm sure this thread will start of with the typical OT BS, but still.

NOTE: ALL ADVICE IS STRICTLY MEANT AS FRIENDLY ADVICE...SEE AN ACTUAL DOCTOR IN REAL LIFE BEFORE ACCEPTING AN ANSWER FOR YOURSELF...THE DOCS TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU ACT WITHOUT ACTUALLY SEEING A DOCTOR FIRST.

Real question #1:

Bacdoc, etc....when I turn my head left and right I can feel and hear (internally) crackling. It's not loud...but it is there, almost like a crackling and grinding, and it doesn't go away over time. What's going on? Is that normal? Should I see a chiro or what?

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Neek · 05-27-2011, 04:15 PM

Thought you said real doctors?

Brad Pittiful · 05-27-2011, 04:16 PM

i think i have bursitis in my knees...should i amputate?

boxered · 05-27-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Neek

Thought you said real doctors?

This!

boxered · 05-27-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Pittiful

i think i have bursitis in my knees...should i amputate?

No, just make sure you wash all your vegetables in the shower.

-=C=- · 05-27-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Neek

Thought you said real doctors?

I didn't include you in the question because I thought you were an eye doctor or some crap. My eyes are fine.

Drink · 05-27-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

Ask the REAL doctors of OT...

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

Bacdoc...

Kidding, sunshine.

Brad Pittiful · 05-27-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by boxered

No, just make sure you wash all your vegetables in the shower.

but i buy canned veggies

sorbee711 · 05-27-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

I don't think we have an official thread for this...if so Matt can merge this thread with it and give me 10 points.

How nice of you to tell Matt what he can do.

I sure hope nothing bad comes of your informing him of what he can do and how many points he may issue.

boxered · 05-27-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Pittiful

but i buy canned veggies

You should wash all the sodium off, it's bad for knees

BGPunk2001 · 05-27-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Neek

Thought you said real doctors?

IBbanninnation.

-=C=- · 05-27-2011, 04:21 PM

Answer the dang question then Neek!

boxered · 05-27-2011, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

Real question #1:

Bacdoc, etc....when I turn my head left and right I can feel and hear (internally) crackling. It's not loud...but it is there, almost like a crackling and grinding, and it doesn't go away over time. What's going on? Is that normal? Should I see a chiro or what?

No. It's your marbles. You've lost them.

Davemeister · 05-27-2011, 04:24 PM

I like to masturbate frequently.

Can I get a job doing this, or should I just keep it as a hobby?

docwhorocks · 05-27-2011, 04:24 PM

My labs came back positive. My LVEF is 10%. They found 8 polyps. So my question is should I get a M3 or a S5?

boxered · 05-27-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Davemeister

I like to masturbate frequently.

Can I get a job doing this, or should I just keep it as a hobby?

Typically, this realm falls to the self-employed handyman.

-=C=- · 05-27-2011, 04:28 PM

I found my own answer, you guys suck...you went to medical school, right?

http://www.womens-health.com/boards/...head-ears.html

Apparently, I'm a chick.

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Seeing a chiropractic physician for what you are experiencing would be a great choice. Your family physician is not likely to examine your neck or address the problem, but rather give you some pain pills and muscle relaxers.

On the other hand, a chiropractor is a musculoskeletal specialist with advanced training in soft tissue dysfunction and injury. The doctor you choose should give you a thorough examination to include ranges of motion, orthopedic and neurological tests, examination of posture and muscle function to determine what exact tissues may be the source of the problem. If you have not had any x-rays of the neck in the past year, it would also be advisable to take a 2-3 view neck series to look specifically at the spinal structure as well.

From what you have described, it sounds as though you have cranio-vertebral dysfunction which is a fancy word for the joint between the neck and the skull. The irritation is most likely due to altered joint function and poor biomechanics of movement and posture. These types of conditions respond favorable with chiropractic care.

In the mean time, gentle stretching of the upper back and neck in all ranges of motion will help to alleviate the muscular component...soreness, spasms, etc... These muscular problems are likely to recurr in a day or two without assessment of the main cause though. Ice packs can be used to alleviate pain as well in the back of the neck. Use for no longer than 20-25 minutes at a time and do not place the ice directly on the skin, wrap it in a light cloth or towel.

Qcanfixit · 05-27-2011, 04:29 PM

is it true that you can get AIDS from someone who has it if they pee in your eyes?

BGPunk2001 · 05-27-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Qcanfixit

is it true that you can get AIDS from someone who has it if they pee in your eyes?

Goddamnit Q!

boxered · 05-27-2011, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

Apparently, I'm a chick.

This would explain some things...

-=C=- · 05-27-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by boxered

This would explain some things...

You're attracted to me because you're gay, nice try though.

mannac · 05-27-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by -=C=-

Apparently, I'm a chick.

You know what to do.

docwhorocks · 05-27-2011, 04:41 PM

Is CMS visiting your hospital 29 times in 3.5 yrs. a bad thing?

godfather2112 · 05-27-2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by docwhorocks

My labs came back positive. My LVEF is 10%. They found 8 polyps. So my question is should I get a M3 or a S5?

What years are we talking, and what style transmission on the M3?

chapstien · 05-27-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Qcanfixit

is it true that you can get AIDS from someone who has it if they pee in your eyes?

How bloodshot are they before the peeing?

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05-27-2011, 04:15 PM	#1
-=C=- Scooby Specialist Member#: 7719 Join Date: Jun 2001 Vehicle: 99 F-150 crew cab with illegals in bed	Ask the doctors of OT I don't think we have an official thread for this...if so Matt can merge this thread with it and give me 10 points. I'm sure this thread will start of with the typical OT BS, but still. NOTE: ALL ADVICE IS STRICTLY MEANT AS FRIENDLY ADVICE...SEE AN ACTUAL DOCTOR IN REAL LIFE BEFORE ACCEPTING AN ANSWER FOR YOURSELF...THE DOCS TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU ACT WITHOUT ACTUALLY SEEING A DOCTOR FIRST. Real question #1: Bacdoc, etc....when I turn my head left and right I can feel and hear (internally) crackling. It's not loud...but it is there, almost like a crackling and grinding, and it doesn't go away over time. What's going on? Is that normal? Should I see a chiro or what? * Registered users of the site do not see these ads. Last edited by -=C=-; 05-27-2011 at 05:16 PM.

05-27-2011, 04:15 PM	#2
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2016 Red Pirate Cat 1981 CJ-7	Thought you said real doctors?

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-=C=- Scooby Specialist Member#: 7719 Join Date: Jun 2001 Vehicle: 99 F-150 crew cab with illegals in bed	Answer the dang question then Neek!

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docwhorocks Scooby Newbie Member#: 13772 Join Date: Dec 2001 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: -=OT SQUIRREL HERDER=- Vehicle: 16 Frontier Red	My labs came back positive. My LVEF is 10%. They found 8 polyps. So my question is should I get a M3 or a S5?

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Qcanfixit Scooby Specialist Member#: 135762 Join Date: Dec 2006 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: alternate reality Vehicle: 2059 Venturi Skimobi transparent aluminium	is it true that you can get AIDS from someone who has it if they pee in your eyes?

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docwhorocks Scooby Newbie Member#: 13772 Join Date: Dec 2001 Chapter/Region: RMIC Location: -=OT SQUIRREL HERDER=- Vehicle: 16 Frontier Red	Is CMS visiting your hospital 29 times in 3.5 yrs. a bad thing?