Why WAPCE/MAPCE never leaves, or reason #236 why FB is the devil

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:06 AM

This morning, I'm in the shower, getting mah body all clean. Wife comes in (not into the shower, into the bathroom) and asks says "My mind is completely blown. Guess what happened?"

My mind immediately started spinning out of control:

She found the 50 GB of fetish porn I stashed on her work PC. (Best place to hide something is somewhere they'll never look)
Some crazy bird from my past called her and said that I was the one. But the kid is not my son. *crotch grab*
She found my Valentine's Day present: Sex chair and a case of astroglide
The tests came back and she's pregnant. I'm snipped, she's on the pill.

So to control the damage I replied "No idea".

She then tells me that she had received an email through FB from some woman asking her to provide a character reference and general feedback on her father as a potential suitor. Said they'd been talking for a while online, but had never met. She said he'd disclosed info about my wife and our family and that was how she'd found her. Prior to meeting him, she wanted to ensure that he was a stand-up guy and not some slimeball/douche/psycho.

My wife deleted the email.

Quick Background: Wife's parents who were married for 35 years separated last year, divorced a few months back. Both were a little crazy (IMO) pre-divorce, but since divorce it's like they've regressed and gone bat-**** crazy. They're both acting like teenagers (both are north 50's) who finally got the pass to do what they want. Mom is dating some guy who is wealthy and eerily resembles Dad (now-ex-hubby).
Dad has been out with who knows how many women.

We politely told them a few months back that their personal lives need to be exactly that; don't place our family in the middle. We don't need to meet or know about these people they're dating unless they want to re-marry. Don't discuss them with our kids as trying to explain exactly what has happened needs to wait a few more years.

I told her she should remove her dad from her FB account, inform him that this happened, and tell him that this was unacceptable. I also said this was yet another check in the column under "Why FB is a double edged sword and Hotelpro would sooner give fellatio to John Holmes than join".

So this goes to show, crazy doesn't fade with age. If you sense the crazy early, either run or get counseling. Or your kids could get an email from some stranger about you and whether they'd give you the green-light as someone to date.

CN: Wife's parents divorced after 35 years. The crazy has surfaced, unusual circumstance happened.

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boxered · 02-02-2010, 10:09 AM

Joe Boxer · 02-02-2010, 10:11 AM

Pics of anything but your father-in-law.

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boxered

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Boxer

Pics of anything but your father-in-law.

Yep, that's nipple. Just for you JB.

I25 · 02-02-2010, 10:18 AM

Pics of Hotwife!

Strider · 02-02-2010, 10:19 AM

IBabumpinthreeyears

Russ45 · 02-02-2010, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotelprowrx

fellacio

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderTB

IBabumpinthreeyears

I hope I don't have an update that starts out
"So, you know the movie Four Christmases..."

Lightndattic · 02-02-2010, 10:26 AM

This is why I won't accept my parents' or sisters' friend requests or family info update thingy on FB. I don't want them knowing what I'm doing and I don't want to get dragged into crap like this.

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontcallitarex

What, you would?

Fine, ATM.

Russ45 · 02-02-2010, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotelprowrx

What, you would?

Fine, ATM.

Its spelled "fellatio."

cnw · 02-02-2010, 10:33 AM

this thread is very unamusing

Fish · 02-02-2010, 10:34 AM

being on FB I must find your wife and send your itemized list to her.

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dontcallitarex

Its spelled "fellatio."

Both work via teh interwebs, but merriam-webster says you are correct.
And we know MW is the source on that sort of thing.

The Motel Fella · 02-02-2010, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chicken n waffles

this thread is very unamusing

I figured it might elicit a

or

.

Par for the course.

Russ45 · 02-02-2010, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotelprowrx

Both work via teh interwebs, but merriam-webster says you are correct.
And we know MW is the source on that sort of thing.

MPRZIV · 02-02-2010, 10:43 AM

Tell her to be a good character reference.

Get your father-in-law some play.

Turbopit · 02-02-2010, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightndattic

This is why I won't accept my parents' or sisters' friend requests or family info update thingy on FB. I don't want them knowing what I'm doing and I don't want to get dragged into crap like this.

I have a LOT of relatives including my grandmother as friends and I cringe now and then at the thought but my family loves seeing what I am up to. I just wish someof my really young cousins weren't on my page.

SkirtBoy · 02-02-2010, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPRZIV

Tell her to be a good character reference.

Get your father-in-law some play.

Yeah ... the OP is the anti-Wingman.

Stealthbmbr · 02-02-2010, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotelprowrx

I hope I don't have an update that starts out
"So, you know the movie Four Christmases..."

Alternate title "Goggle me bitch"

02-02-2010, 10:06 AM	#1
The Motel Fella Scooby Specialist Member#: 140147 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Lynchburg, VA	Why WAPCE/MAPCE never leaves, or reason #236 why FB is the devil This morning, I'm in the shower, getting mah body all clean. Wife comes in (not into the shower, into the bathroom) and asks says "My mind is completely blown. Guess what happened?" My mind immediately started spinning out of control: She found the 50 GB of fetish porn I stashed on her work PC. (Best place to hide something is somewhere they'll never look) Some crazy bird from my past called her and said that I was the one. But the kid is not my son. crotch grab She found my Valentine's Day present: Sex chair and a case of astroglide The tests came back and she's pregnant. I'm snipped, she's on the pill. So to control the damage I replied "No idea". She then tells me that she had received an email through FB from some woman asking her to provide a character reference and general feedback on her father as a potential suitor. Said they'd been talking for a while online, but had never met. She said he'd disclosed info about my wife and our family and that was how she'd found her. Prior to meeting him, she wanted to ensure that he was a stand-up guy and not some slimeball/douche/psycho. My wife deleted the email. Quick Background: Wife's parents who were married for 35 years separated last year, divorced a few months back. Both were a little crazy (IMO) pre-divorce, but since divorce it's like they've regressed and gone bat-**** crazy. They're both acting like teenagers (both are north 50's) who finally got the pass to do what they want. Mom is dating some guy who is wealthy and eerily resembles Dad (now-ex-hubby). Dad has been out with who knows how many women. We politely told them a few months back that their personal lives need to be exactly that; don't place our family in the middle. We don't need to meet or know about these people they're dating unless they want to re-marry. Don't discuss them with our kids as trying to explain exactly what has happened needs to wait a few more years. I told her she should remove her dad from her FB account, inform him that this happened, and tell him that this was unacceptable. I also said this was yet another check in the column under "Why FB is a double edged sword and Hotelpro would sooner give fellatio to John Holmes than join". So this goes to show, crazy doesn't fade with age. If you sense the crazy early, either run or get counseling. Or your kids could get an email from some stranger about you and whether they'd give you the green-light as someone to date. CN: Wife's parents divorced after 35 years. The crazy has surfaced, unusual circumstance happened. ibcoolstorybrobrahetc ibokterrific ibandthen * Registered users of the site do not see these ads. Last edited by The Motel Fella; 02-02-2010 at 10:33 AM. Reason: because mah speeling wuz borked.

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Lightndattic Scooby Newbie Member#: 38525 Join Date: Jun 2003 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: Dallas, Tx	This is why I won't accept my parents' or sisters' friend requests or family info update thingy on FB. I don't want them knowing what I'm doing and I don't want to get dragged into crap like this.

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Fish RIP Sirkbac Member#: 869 Join Date: Feb 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Southern NH Vehicle: 1984 GPZ-750 TURBO 90' MX-5/11' DGM STi Sdn	being on FB I must find your wife and send your itemized list to her.

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MPRZIV Scooby Newbie Member#: 49306 Join Date: Nov 2003 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Jupiter	Tell her to be a good character reference. Get your father-in-law some play.