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01-25-2021, 06:06 PM | #1 |
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Official OT Mrs. DoinkMobb stories containment mega thread
OK, idiots - I've been on this stupid Australian car site (in one form or another) for 20 years TODAY. Why. Why. I don't know.
Here's my gift to you, the fine denizens of OT: a single repository where I can catalog all the horror stories involving that certain special lady in my life. Remember that time she did that thing, and it was stupid and cost a ton of money? You will find it here. Wait...I didn't tell you guys about that one yet. It's bad. As in, losing monies. 5 digits worth of monies. It's a tough one to talk about. Here's a fun game for you monkeys: guess what stupid **** she did. Go ahead, guess. And maybe I'll tell you about it. Maybe. Want me to retell the story of your favorite stupid thing she's done? I'm happy to oblige, just let me know. "Papa Doink, tell me about the squirrels again!!!" And I'll throw in some new and exciting stories at no extra charge. Stories full of mystery and intrigue and unanswerable questions like "what is wrong with this woman?" And "why is he still married to her?" So uh, yeah. Enjoy.
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01-25-2021, 06:09 PM | #2 |
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5 digits? So what.
Oh, not counting after the decimal? Ouch. |
01-25-2021, 06:18 PM | #3 |
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Let the insurance lapse and wrecked the car?
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01-25-2021, 06:18 PM | #4 |
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yiss!
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01-25-2021, 06:25 PM | #5 |
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01-25-2021, 07:01 PM | #6 |
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Um, gave away tens of thousands of dollars to a very nice but desperate and somewhat suspicious Nigerian Prince...?
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01-25-2021, 07:28 PM | #7 |
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Got greedy with Gamestop calls.
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01-25-2021, 07:30 PM | #8 |
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Very high-quality hookers and blow?
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01-25-2021, 08:00 PM | #9 |
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01-25-2021, 08:06 PM | #10 |
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threw away his pokemon card collection, obviously
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01-25-2021, 08:54 PM | #11 |
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Opening CC accounts behind your back, maxing them out, and making no effort to pay them off
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01-25-2021, 09:15 PM | #12 |
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If it's what my dad did, it's say yes when a guy you haven't spoken to since high school calls out of the blue asking you to "invest" in his brand new start-up.
Without doing any research or fact checking. I had to increase my student loans for my last year of college after that. |
01-25-2021, 09:49 PM | #13 |
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01-26-2021, 02:23 AM | #14 |
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Hold on, how much was the transgender surgery for the cat?
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01-26-2021, 03:14 AM | #15 |
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Wanted to breed horses?
Oh wait, that's mine. |
01-26-2021, 07:54 AM | #16 |
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Squirrel Honey is at least a 5 year investment before you start turning a profit, don't give up yet!
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01-26-2021, 07:57 AM | #17 |
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01-26-2021, 10:46 AM | #18 |
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How can anyone not subscribe to this thread?
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01-26-2021, 11:12 AM | #19 |
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I’m here for the ‘peeing into a champagne glass while camping’ story. Don’t judge me.
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01-26-2021, 12:44 PM | #20 |
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01-26-2021, 12:50 PM | #21 |
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Papa Doink, tell me about the squirrel honey again!!!
I'm very concerned this is all just a big tease. |
01-26-2021, 12:54 PM | #22 |
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Is the Honda Rule in play here?
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01-26-2021, 01:01 PM | #23 |
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Is Mrs. Doinkmobb the one with the fine chest or is that Mrs. Grundlejuice
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01-26-2021, 01:29 PM | #24 |
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We should compare. Doink goes first!
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01-26-2021, 01:34 PM | #25 |
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Leant money to a dead-beat family member?
Hookers and blow? Opened a new restaurant in the middle of a global pandemic? Gambled it all away on Connor McGregor winning? New boobs? |
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