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Old 01-25-2021, 06:06 PM   #1
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Default Official OT Mrs. DoinkMobb stories containment mega thread

OK, idiots - I've been on this stupid Australian car site (in one form or another) for 20 years TODAY. Why. Why. I don't know.

Here's my gift to you, the fine denizens of OT: a single repository where I can catalog all the horror stories involving that certain special lady in my life. Remember that time she did that thing, and it was stupid and cost a ton of money? You will find it here.

Wait...I didn't tell you guys about that one yet. It's bad. As in, losing monies. 5 digits worth of monies. It's a tough one to talk about. Here's a fun game for you monkeys: guess what stupid **** she did. Go ahead, guess. And maybe I'll tell you about it. Maybe.

Want me to retell the story of your favorite stupid thing she's done? I'm happy to oblige, just let me know.
"Papa Doink, tell me about the squirrels again!!!"
And I'll throw in some new and exciting stories at no extra charge. Stories full of mystery and intrigue and unanswerable questions like "what is wrong with this woman?" And "why is he still married to her?"

So uh, yeah. Enjoy.
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Old 01-25-2021, 06:09 PM   #2
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5 digits? So what.




Oh, not counting after the decimal? Ouch.
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Old 01-25-2021, 06:18 PM   #3
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Let the insurance lapse and wrecked the car?
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Old 01-25-2021, 06:18 PM   #4
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yiss!
This is going to be a good thread
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Old 01-25-2021, 06:25 PM   #5
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Let the insurance lapse and wrecked the car?
Nah, her alt transport would top at 3 digits.
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Old 01-25-2021, 07:01 PM   #6
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Um, gave away tens of thousands of dollars to a very nice but desperate and somewhat suspicious Nigerian Prince...?
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Old 01-25-2021, 07:28 PM   #7
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Got greedy with Gamestop calls.
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Old 01-25-2021, 07:30 PM   #8
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Very high-quality hookers and blow?
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Old 01-25-2021, 08:00 PM   #9
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Got greedy with Gamestop calls.
Moon.
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Old 01-25-2021, 08:06 PM   #10
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threw away his pokemon card collection, obviously
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Old 01-25-2021, 08:54 PM   #11
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Opening CC accounts behind your back, maxing them out, and making no effort to pay them off
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Old 01-25-2021, 09:15 PM   #12
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If it's what my dad did, it's say yes when a guy you haven't spoken to since high school calls out of the blue asking you to "invest" in his brand new start-up.

Without doing any research or fact checking.


I had to increase my student loans for my last year of college after that.
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Old 01-25-2021, 09:49 PM   #13
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subscribed
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Old 01-26-2021, 02:23 AM   #14
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Hold on, how much was the transgender surgery for the cat?
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Old 01-26-2021, 03:14 AM   #15
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Wanted to breed horses?

Oh wait, that's mine.
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Old 01-26-2021, 07:54 AM   #16
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Squirrel Honey is at least a 5 year investment before you start turning a profit, don't give up yet!

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Old 01-26-2021, 07:57 AM   #17
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Squirrel Honey take dsat least a 5 year investment before you start turning a profit, don't give up yet!
Forget squirrel honey, plant ginseng. It's a cash crop!
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Old 01-26-2021, 10:46 AM   #18
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How can anyone not subscribe to this thread?
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Old 01-26-2021, 11:12 AM   #19
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I’m here for the ‘peeing into a champagne glass while camping’ story. Don’t judge me.
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Old 01-26-2021, 12:44 PM   #20
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I’m here for the ‘peeing into a champagne glass while camping’ story. Don’t judge me.
nothing wrong with having some hot champagne
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Old 01-26-2021, 12:50 PM   #21
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Papa Doink, tell me about the squirrel honey again!!!


I'm very concerned this is all just a big tease.
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Old 01-26-2021, 12:54 PM   #22
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Is the Honda Rule in play here?
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Old 01-26-2021, 01:01 PM   #23
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Is Mrs. Doinkmobb the one with the fine chest or is that Mrs. Grundlejuice
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Old 01-26-2021, 01:29 PM   #24
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We should compare. Doink goes first!
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Old 01-26-2021, 01:34 PM   #25
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Leant money to a dead-beat family member?

Hookers and blow?

Opened a new restaurant in the middle of a global pandemic?

Gambled it all away on Connor McGregor winning?

New boobs?
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