Too lazy to find the drunk thread v3.0

[Uncle Scotty]

Originally Posted by upnygimp

It tastes like headache in an aluminum bottle.

man.....that describes a LOT of **** that gets consumed these days

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[Skylab]

F me. Happy holiday weekend.

[PonceauRed]

Originally Posted by Pearl Jam

What is this?

You guys are killing me here. Pernod isn't an absinthe drink...it's an anise-flavored liqueur called pastis that you dilute with water. Typically one part pastis to five parts cool water, but it's common to just put a jug of water on the table as everyone likes theirs a bit differently.

The liqueur will become cloudy after dilution because it contains terpenes (oils) that are insoluble in water. Generally it's consumed without ice, even though it's a warm-weather refreshment, but if you add it, do so after adding water - otherwise the temperature drop will cause crystallization of anethole, which contributes the anise flavor to pastis.

That's your episode of kitchen chemistry for today.

[chapstien]

Originally Posted by PonceauRed

You guys are killing me here. Pernod isn't an absinthe drink...it's an anise-flavored liqueur called pastis that you dilute with water. Typically one part pastis to five parts cool water, but it's common to just put a jug of water on the table as everyone likes theirs a bit differently.

The liqueur will become cloudy after dilution because it contains terpenes (oils) that are insoluble in water. Generally it's consumed without ice, even though it's a warm-weather refreshment, but if you add it, do so after adding water - otherwise the temperature drop will cause crystallization of anethole, which contributes the anise flavor to pastis.

That's your episode of kitchen chemistry for today.

A. It was covered that is is a liquor.
B. You should cite sources when you cut and paste them.

[PonceauRed]

Originally Posted by chapstien

A. It was covered that is is a liquor.
B. You sound cite sources when you cut and paste them.

A. Didn't see the post saying that, obviously I missed it.

B. My degree is in biochemistry and I grew up around people who consumed pastis regularly. I'm happy to go into more detail on terpene chemistry if you'd like. If what I consider common knowledge is also in Wikipedia (which you're absolutely right, it is, what I posted is pretty darn basic stuff) - do I need to cite Wikipedia just to be safe?

[meinct]

Bump.....





I'm drunk

[meinct]

Bout to get another beer. Im watching the sci fi channel bout sharks.

[meinct]

A shark just jumped onto the ship.

It's gonna sink and ..... sharks are gonna get full.

[norexyet]

Damn I just watched kolossus vs. Megashark. Another terribly fantastic syfy movie. I've had a few beers. Need to try to get to bed for a 615am tee time. Being I'm used to getting home from work at 6am this should go well.

[Thunderpaw]

Damn meinct! We coulda been boys. ****

[meinct]

Been day drinkin today. Whats everybody doin??? (I'm bored)

[PonceauRed]

Also drinking. One word: brunch.

[Meat Supply]

I've had a few.....day beers...nothing too crazy

[Zachfeen]

On duty today. Tomorrow brings massive amounts of ruinten triple ipa

[Niccer]

Did a six mile hike with the doge this morning and am celebrating with copious amounts of yuengling and bad food.

[meinct]

Well bad beer and bad food do go together...

[Niccer]

Originally Posted by meinct

Well bad beer and bad food do go together...

Yes, yes they do. You drunk yet ****er?

[Niccer]

Someone posted about backpage.com, which I'd never heard about. Perusing through the local listings and found some Russian chick with a bit in her description that I had to chuckle at.


"i prefer Gentleman, No African Americans!"

[meinct]

Close enough. Been swimming with the doge's all day. The pup is stupid. He has a tendency to swim out to get a tou then forget to breathe through his nose and sink. I don't throw him toys anymore.

[meinct]

Originally Posted by Niccer

Someone posted about backpage.com, which I'd never heard about. Perusing through the local listings and found some Russian chick with a bit in her description that I had to chuckle at.


"i prefer Gentleman, No African Americans!"

A russian chick? Isn't every russian chick a mail order bride? You sure you wanna get married?

[meinct]

Originally Posted by Zachfeen

On duty today. Tomorrow brings massive amounts of ruinten triple ipa

What triple ipa are you talking about?
Never had one. Had my share of DIPAs. No triples though.

Edit ruinten.
Heard of them. Can't think of any of their beers I've tried though.

[Niccer]

Originally Posted by meinct

A russian chick? Isn't every russian chick a mail order bride? You sure you wanna get married?

Man, I'm so far away from getting married you might as well call me motorpotor.

No offense, judging by you having a pool I'll assume you're married,

[meinct]

Originally Posted by Niccer

Man, I'm so far away from getting married you might as well call me motorpotor.

No offense, judging by you having a pool I'll assume you're married,

Nope. Live with my dad. Imauselessmillenial?

[Hondaslayer]

Originally Posted by meinct

A russian chick? Isn't every russian chick a mail order bride? You sure you wanna get married?

My Russian receptionist is here legally and never married.

[meinct]

Originally Posted by Hondaslayer

My Russian receptionist is here legally and never married.

Is she hot?