"Pardon me fellow patriot, but I was circled by some leftists and due to their shenanigans and its impact on the marketplace I was without ammo for my sidearm. Would you be in a position to sell me some of your surplus so in the coming fight for liberty I might take the field with you?"
"Huh?"
"Commie pinkos, war's coming, god bless America, no ammo to choot'em"
"Yessir, follow me to mah compound"